I had a dream about you. You wanted to make love to me and I wanted to sell you a talking mannequin that looked like me. You said you didnt pay for sex and I said I didnt sell to just anybody. But we both knew we were both lying.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to be like Amelia Earhart and I took you to mean you were trying to find yourself. Then I understood what you were telling me and I sold you an invisible airplane.

I had a dream about you. We met where most lovers meetin prison. You were a guard and I was in solitary confinement. The politicians felt the bars protected society from me but I felt the bars protected me from them.

I had a dream about you. You said you wanted to grow your hair long and I wondered how long long is. I thought the Nile river is long so thats probably what you meant. I offered to build a Pyramid on your shoulder and you offered me tax exempt status when your hair was long enough to start flooding.

I had a dream about you. Too many people died that day for us to talk about love. But through the stench of rotting corpses all I could think about was how beautiful you were and how much I wanted to avoid prison.

I had a dream about you. You were playing the guitar like it was a piano and I was impressed with my deafness. You played awfully but all I could hear was I love you.

I had a dream about you. You loved me and I loved you. We had an amazing life until you realized that I also loved your clone. You were jealous and I didnt see the problemI was in love with you even if it wasnt you. Plus I was in love with you.

I had a dream about you. We were racing to be the slowest person on earth. You were winning which meant you were losing. You were gloating because you were a winner and I was taunting because you were a loser.

I had a dream about you. We spoke as though we shared one mind. And we did though you got to use the brain on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays while I got it the other days of the week.

I had a dream about you. You were washing your car and I was washing my horse. You thought I belonged in the 19th century and I thought you belonged in a zoo. I wasnt alone in thinking thatso were the other 49 of the population that didnt vote you into public office.