if they put an iron circle around your neck I will bite it away

Love is like war except without all the blood and death and stuff.

Lift your hips for me love.

Honey no offense but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.

Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes and thats precisely why I wear slippers.

Waiting is erotic

When you love you should not think you can direct the course of love for love if it finds you worthy directs your course.

Mom how do you know if the guy is the guyYou mean if hell be a good husband She pauses then says The ticket is for the man to love the woman more than she loves him.Shouldnt it be equalMom cackles. It can never be equal.But what if the woman loves the man moreA life of hell awaits her. As women the deck is stacked against us because time is our enemy. We age while men season. And trust me there are plenty of women out there looking for a man and they dont mind staking a claim on somebody elses husband no matter how old creaky and deaf they are.

Those questions you have Whether hes the one whether you feel about him the way you should or whether the relationship is going okay When youre not sure whether youre in love with someone or not the answer is not.

I removed all the doors to our love so you cant lock yourself away from me. But I didnt stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors so I could fondle you more efficiently like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.