I had a dream about you. We got into an argument over the toilet seat. Down up down up down up we each thought we were right. Finally being a natural diplomat I suggested we compromise and leave the toilet seat halfway between down and up. You called me an idiot and I said Thats precisely why the majority of the population voted me into public office.

Flying in his dreams was an exhilarating breathtaking experience sometimes literally that tended to leave reality wanting like riding a roller coaster compared to mowing the lawn.

I had a dream about you. You thought we had everything we neededfood water shelter and love. But I forgot to tell you that to buy the food water and shelter I sold our love to a Silicon Valley investor who wanted to turn it into an app.

I had a dream about you. You were a test-tube salesman and I was the worlds first test-tube baby. You were excited to meet me and you asked me what I was doing with myself. I said I was a uterus salesman and that life was good.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to make love to me and I wanted to sell you a talking mannequin that looked like me. You said you didnt pay for sex and I said I didnt sell to just anybody. But we both knew we were both lying.

I had a dream about you. We met where most lovers meetin prison. You were a guard and I was in solitary confinement. The politicians felt the bars protected society from me but I felt the bars protected me from them.

Perhaps he still hopes. If theres any justice in the Gods injustice then may they let us keep our dreams even when theyre impossible and may our dreams be happy even when theyre trivial....Every dream is the same dream for theyre all dreams. Let the Gods change my dreams but not my gift for dreaming.

I dont dream. Come to think of it i havent had any dreams in a long time.

I had a dream about you. You were playing the guitar like it was a piano and I was impressed with my deafness. You played awfully but all I could hear was I love you.

I had a dream about you you were trying to tell me a pipe had burst but I did not want to be around you because I thought your feet smelt terrible. When I realized that the smell was mold you were already so hurt you no longer had any interest in speaking to me. Or fixing the pipe.