I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense.

I had a dream that boys would act like men for oncethen I woke up.

I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else shoes and purses I combined the two into one product that looked like Margaret Thatchers dress on your feet. You asked if my shoes made your ass look fat and I replied If I have to tell you it is it isnt.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go for a walk and I wanted to start a parade. I suggested we team up but you said youd rather have sex with a cactus. I was taken aback but then I offered to introduce you to a Congressman because I think he could really benefit from your kind of loving.

I had a dream that I made millions of dollars in life and was the happiest girl when I woke up I realized that money could never buy my happiness in life because my happiness comes from the ones I love.

I had a dream that I was perfectI woke up and was still perfect. Aw.

I had a dream about you. You were so cute and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they werent having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.

I had a dream about you. I was trying to dissect love like it was a frog and you were trying to dissect a frog like it was love. I said we should team up and have sex and you said Sure Ill have sex with youfor twenty bucks. Geez For half that I can get twice the value in two twins and a ham sandwich down at the trailer park. Sure the combined age of the twins is 140 but at least the sandwich will be fresh.

I had a dream that Zac Effron showed up at my door shirtless with a bouquet of flowers..yep Im still waiting on that one to come true.

I had a dream about you. You looked so beautiful that I felt compelled to say something. So I said The fish taco wasnt nearly as stinky as I imagined itd be. You looked at me with your gorgeous eyes and said Life isnt all roses to the noseless and those with eyes need to listen closely. I nodded my head in agreement even though I didnt have a clue what you meant. But thats what love does right It makes men clueless.