I had a dream about you. You loved me and I loved you. We had an amazing life until you realized that I also loved your clone. You were jealous and I didnt see the problemI was in love with you even if it wasnt you. Plus I was in love with you.

I had a dream about you you gave me a plant and sweetly said This will grow with our love upon handing it over to me the plant died. I started packing.

I had a dream about you I was cooking dinner and you came out of the bathroom with a troubled look on your face. When I asked what was wrong you said I have never been with a woman over 120lbs I was confused but said nothing then you said The scale says you weigh 122lbs I dont think we can work I was baffled by your strange and cruel attidude and said that you would have to take your food to go.

I had a dream about you. You introduced me to a clock and Im right handed so I didnt know which clock hand to shake the hour or the minute. So I chose instead to go in for a hug. Big mistake. Time does not like to be embraced by a mere mortal.

I had a dream about you last night... I think flying saucer activity is pretty easy to explain if I had one Id go joyriding too.

I had a dream about you last night... and in it you said Chin up it only gets harder.

I had a dream about you. You were crying and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on potato chips. I thought we could start a business. I would make potato chips I would make you sad and you would cry onto the chips and season them for consumption. I thought a good name for the chips was the reason you always cry and that is how Love Chips came into existence.

I had a dream about you Ive had multiple dreams about you. If I had to choose between the real you and the dream you thenGoodnight.

I had a dream about you last night... in it I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his nuts in. He stole my cashews in the complimentary snack basket.

I had a dream about you. You sold canned laughter and I sold fresh laughter straight out of my throat. You sold more of it but nobody really liked your product. Plus the people who bought your cans werent the kind of people to recycle so most definitely Mother Earth did not find you funny.