Dreams have one-way doorsthe door you enter cannot be exited from and the door you exit from cannot be used for reentry. And I just want to sell tickets to an event people will pay to sleep through.

I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers and you wondered if we should drink them or throw them back because they were babies.

Dreaming is another form of thinking more concrete more economical more visual and often more emotional than the thoughts of the day but a thinking through of the day nevertheless.

I had a dream about you. We were both in the finals at the World Cuddling Championships and my partner was my cat Capn The Sweetness Kintz and yours was a Teddy Bear named Teddy. While Teddys body could be manipulated in ways that would earn you style points with the judges he was lacking the personality of a person which The Sweetness certainly has. In the end we won partly because we were better cuddlers but mostly because I bribed the judges.

Dreamland I couldnt stay away because I couldnt stay awake. I traveled there in my sleep at 65 miles per hour while I was driving.

I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you Answer this question If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die and they only had 59 seconds left and you could only save one would you take a minute to think it over

I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you but you were too heavy to carry so I won you over with my personality instead

I had a dream about you. I asked you to dance and you said you already had a partner. That was when I noticed you were embracing a mannequin and I felt my face get flushed and I felt flustered. Its embarrassing when a mannequin is a better dancer than you but at least I was more agile than my grandpa who was making a fool of himself in the bathroom as he tried to tango with a urinal.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.

I had a dream about you. I was a sleeping bag salesman and you sold insomnia. I tried talking you into selling sex instead because that way we could sell combo packages. But you said no because you didnt want to infringe on your grandmas sales numbers because thats what she sold.