I had a dream about you. Youd never been in an elevator before and Id never been in love. I said I could help you and you said you could help me. I got excited because you were so beautiful but I was quickly let down when you introduced me to your friend who looked like a horse and sang like Miley Cyrus.

All love stories have much in common. I wen through the same thing at one point in my life. But thats not what I remember. What I remember is that love returned in the form of another man new hopes and new dreams.

Your personal truth is your gift to the world.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

If you always lived in comfort you would miss the adventure that is uncomfortable but of great reward.

I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else shoes and purses I combined the two into one product that looked like Margaret Thatchers dress on your feet. You asked if my shoes made your ass look fat and I replied If I have to tell you it is it isnt.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go for a walk and I wanted to start a parade. I suggested we team up but you said youd rather have sex with a cactus. I was taken aback but then I offered to introduce you to a Congressman because I think he could really benefit from your kind of loving.

Quando arrivi a un bivio e non sai da che parte andare ti fermi e sogni. Sogni cosa ti aspetta nella strada a dritta poi sogni cosa ti aspetta nella strada a manca. E la strada che vince questo duello di sogni diventa quella che imboccherai.

The lucid dream located as it is at a crossroads between worlds and states of consciousness places the magician in a unique position to influence the delicate balance of consciousness and the interplay it has on matter in the waking state and is thus an opportunity to test ones ability in the art of adjusting the mutable fabric of Maya.

I had a dream about you. I thought together we could change the world but you said youd rather change the TV channel. But you were all talk because you never even did that. So I sat there with you watching the Fiction Channel otherwise known as a 24-hour news station.